Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.
if im away from my phone for more than 10 minutes i can feel myself slowly going insane
my blog will make you smile ♡
(u lil shit)
u think u can self promo on any post u land on
that tumblr’s just a dead thing u can claim
but i know every ask and gif and text post
has a source, has a title, has a page
the US tested their atomic bombs at an, i believe it was an atoll, called bikini atoll. nice tropical place in the middle of the ocean. now, of course, it’s all bombed up and inaccessible… but who knows what rests at the BOTTOM of BIKINI atoll.
the BOTTOM of BIKINI
maybe those fish mutated
and sponges, too
open ur eyes america
did that just
Fun biology fact the color of a boy’s lips is also the color of the head of his penis
I think about this post a lot
now im just staring at my dick and thinking
well mine’s Coral Blue #5
Im so done
i am here
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
i’m going to be the person who mentions that balls are actually slightly cooler than the rest of you- that’s why they are external. the small degree difference is needed for proper sperm production. that, but the way, is why overweight men tend to have shitty sperm, there’s all of that fat hanging over them keeping them toasty. it’s possibly why, over the millenia, women have grown to favor fit men.
If you think sloths look cute, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE.
CUTER THAN A HUMAN CHILD
WHY CAN’T WE JUST BIRTH THESE
and slowly become a race of sloths